May the Fur be With You
Where did you come from? Tell us your story.
I’m originally from China, they say I’m a celebrated dog over there…but who knows…I met my family while visting with my former owner at Petsmart. He lost his job as a truck driver and had to move into a small apartment that didn’t allow dogs…My new mom happened to be shopping at Petsmart that day for cat food. I reminded her of her former cat that was a Persian..We each have a smooshed face and big eyes and hate to take baths.
What is your biggest fear?
Water. Whenever anyone holds me close to water in the air I start to “doggie paddle”
What is your fondest memory?
When I actually caught the family cat…I had it for a moment, but mom quickly took it away from me. No one was harmed in the incident.
What is your most embarrassing moment?
I have several, but they all involve trying to jump on something and not making it. I have also tried to come in the French doors, but they were tricky because they were closed. I ran right into them.
What are you most proud of?
Realizing I could jump through the cat door! YES! Let the cat wrangling begin!
What is your favorite toy, and why.
My Fox toy because it’s furry (with TWO squeakers!), and my hamburger because it looks like food and squeaks.
If you could chase anything, what would it be?
The family cats.
What’s your favorite food or treat?
I’m a picky eater…I love Salmon skin, it took my mom 6 months to figure out what I would eat…I like Natures Recipe the best.
Are you named after anyone? How did you get your name?
My name is Simpson. They wanted Dad to like me, so they named me after one of his favorite shows.
What kind of music do you listen to?
Uptown Funk, and any song with a Gong Bell in it.
Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend? What are they like?
Rita. She is a an 80 Lb. Dogo Argentinian that loves to run after me, its my favorite!
If you could talk, what or who would you sound like?
Psy. You know. Gangnam Style. Whump.
If you could travel anywhere, where would you go?
China, to find my heritage, and lost love.
Where’s the strangest place you’ve ever hidden your treats/bone?
I like to hide my bones under the mat in the car.
What’s your idea of happiness?
Whats your favorite motto or quote?
Keep Calm and Chase Cats.
Do you have any major distinguishing characteristics, if so what are they?
Big Eyes and a smooshed nose, and I smell like roses.